Don't have much to say, so here's this weeks headlines. (bonus points for guessing what the picture is)
New York Times - United StatesUnfortunately, she made clear the Democrats’ wariness over gun control in demurring from Attorney General Eric Holder’s call to eventually restore the ...
And, on that topic, Attorney General Eric Holder caused a stir when he turned the drug war into a debate on gun control. "As President Obama indicated ...
Eric Holder, the new Attorney General, has stated on several occasions his desire to enact draconian new gun control laws. Nancy Pelosi, on the other hand ...
Memo to Employees:
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that clients will haveto see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. Since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn'tknow how to choose who will have to go. So this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a fairer way to approach this problem. These folks
wanted change; I'm giving it to them. Sincerely, The Boss
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that clients will haveto see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. Since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn'tknow how to choose who will have to go. So this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a fairer way to approach this problem. These folks
wanted change; I'm giving it to them. Sincerely, The Boss
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